To all you wannabes that I've seen enough of in my lifetime, before we get started, let me say that I can state
what I'm about state because our streets are no more dangerous now than they were in the '80s. In fact they're much safer.
So safe that people are oversensitive to words whereas in the '80s they had no time to worry about someone else's words because
they were more concerned with avoiding a fatal confrontation with some junkie. Okay now. Here we go...
You're not fooling anybody. You're
not scaring anybody. I'm willing to bet my life that there is no one willing to hand a gun over to you or use one on your
behalf. Nobody in the world thinks you're that important to get killed trying to kill somebody that, more than likely, you're
the one who started beef with. Guys like you are a dime a dozen and a joke. It's called Cosa Nostra for a reason. Code of
Silence, dickheads! Real gangsters kill people who brag about the mob ties they almost never have in reality.
me make this clear. I'm the big time wheelin' dealin' big shot of the neighborhood. You're not tough so cut the shit because
I'm the toughest tough guy in all of toughness. Don't make me have to show you with years of humility and training in martial
arts can do upside your Headz! Listen! Me and tha boyz weren't called Puttin' Headz Out for no reason or just because it was
a cool sounding name. I'm the big shot of the neighborhood, I'm the one with the connections, I'm the one with the power,
I'm the one with the influence in the neighborhood and again, you need to cut the shit!
Now let us talk about the women
your kind supposedly gets expecting me to be impressed or jealous or whatever type of way I'm supposed to feel. You guyz talk
about all these hot girls you get. Any girls with any redeeming qualities all think guys like you are the sleazy creepy stalker
type. Nearly all the girls people like you chase I send away because not a single one is anywhere near as smokin' hot as the
sexy lady I married. When it comes to sexiness, Scarlett Venom is the top of the food chain. Plus she could cook Italian better
than any italian mother alive and she's not even Italian.
Don't get me started on how people like
you embarrass yourselves in the clubs. Regular people get thrown out of the clubs for fighting. People like you get thrown
out of the clubs for being too obnoxious and silly for the ambiance. Again, joke!
Money? Most people like you are
sponges. You sponge off the government, your moms and pops or both. You're not important and have the gall to downplay my
relevance. You guyz have the same rap about how much more important you are than me. So if I'm so unimportant, why then is
it so important for me to believe you're important?
Instead of Goodfellas or Scarface, unimportant
shitheads like you should watch Human Centipede 2. There's a scene toward the end of that movie where the lead actress sticks
a funnel in the lead actor's ass and drops a live centipede down the funnel. Maybe you wannabe gangster types should try that
#loser #wannabe #gangster #nobody #joke #laughingstock #toughguy #bigshot #neighborhood #brooklyn
I got a show coming up September 4th and if you're not one of these fake gangster types, you're
welcome to come. It's free. Stay strong. Keep kickin' dat slang. I'm M.C. Too Tall!