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Welcome again to my site for the massively popular entertainment machine known to the world as Crowned Eagle Entertainment. 
This is the home of some of underground music's most innovative artists and influences. Any album that features or is produced by a member of Crowned Eagle Entertainment is taken to a higher level. Any live performance featuring anyone from Crowned Eagle Entertainment is taken to a higher level. It is my goal to see 
talent the majors don't see and to display what the political asylum that is called main stream music withholds from a public that deserves to hear it. I, myself, have outlasted and out-performed many artists that were said to be much better than me as critics who are destined to be chained to the lake of fire for not taking a professional unbiased approach when critiquing the results of my hard work then quietly limp away in morbid deadly frustration. 
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Saturday, August 30, 2014

To the guy that thinks he's a gangster...
To all you wannabes that I've seen enough of in my lifetime, before we get started, let me say that I can state what I'm about state because our streets are no more dangerous now than they were in the '80s. In fact they're much safer. So safe that people are oversensitive to words whereas in the '80s they had no time to worry about someone else's words because they were more concerned with avoiding a fatal confrontation with some junkie. Okay now. Here we go...
You're not fooling anybody. You're not scaring anybody. I'm willing to bet my life that there is no one willing to hand a gun over to you or use one on your behalf. Nobody in the world thinks you're that important to get killed trying to kill somebody that, more than likely, you're the one who started beef with. Guys like you are a dime a dozen and a joke. It's called Cosa Nostra for a reason. Code of Silence, dickheads! Real gangsters kill people who brag about the mob ties they almost never have in reality. 
Let me make this clear. I'm the big time wheelin' dealin' big shot of the neighborhood. You're not tough so cut the shit because I'm the toughest tough guy in all of toughness. Don't make me have to show you with years of humility and training in martial arts can do upside your Headz! Listen! Me and tha boyz weren't called Puttin' Headz Out for no reason or just because it was a cool sounding name. I'm the big shot of the neighborhood, I'm the one with the connections, I'm the one with the power, I'm the one with the influence in the neighborhood and again, you need to cut the shit! 
Now let us talk about the women your kind supposedly gets expecting me to be impressed or jealous or whatever type of way I'm supposed to feel. You guyz talk about all these hot girls you get. Any girls with any redeeming qualities all think guys like you are the sleazy creepy stalker type. Nearly all the girls people like you chase I send away because not a single one is anywhere near as smokin' hot as the sexy lady I married. When it comes to sexiness, Scarlett Venom is the top of the food chain. Plus she could cook Italian better than any italian mother alive and she's not even Italian. 
Don't get me started on how people like you embarrass yourselves in the clubs. Regular people get thrown out of the clubs for fighting. People like you get thrown out of the clubs for being too obnoxious and silly for the ambiance. Again, joke! 
Money? Most people like you are sponges. You sponge off the government, your moms and pops or both. You're not important and have the gall to downplay my relevance. You guyz have the same rap about how much more important you are than me. So if I'm so unimportant, why then is it so important for me to believe you're important? 
Instead of Goodfellas or Scarface, unimportant shitheads like you should watch Human Centipede 2. There's a scene toward the end of that movie where the lead actress sticks a funnel in the lead actor's ass and drops a live centipede down the funnel. Maybe you wannabe gangster types should try that on yourselves. 
#loser #wannabe #gangster #nobody #joke #laughingstock #toughguy #bigshot #neighborhood #brooklyn #realgangsters #ottosshrunkenhead 
I got a show coming up September 4th and if you're not one of these fake gangster types, you're welcome to come. It's free. Stay strong. Keep kickin' dat slang. I'm M.C. Too Tall! 
7:28 pm edt 

Saturday, August 9, 2014

ElevAtioN and Anomaly TOGETHER!!!
Crowned Eagle Entertainment is proud to announce a collaboration of our ElevAtioN party and the long standing Anomaly event. Same address, different date. 

Your live acts: 

Your DJs: 
Mr. Jay (Lobo) 

In addition to mixing your music, D.J. Grave will also be mixing your drinks 
This event will be hosted by Mother Gunnr and co-hosted by our own edgy edgy BADASS Scarlett Venom! 

The Pyramid Club 

1:37 pm edt 

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