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Welcome again to my site for the massively popular entertainment machine known to the world as Crowned Eagle Entertainment. 
This is the home of some of underground music's most innovative artists and influences. Any album that features or is produced by a member of Crowned Eagle Entertainment is taken to a higher level. Any live performance featuring anyone from Crowned Eagle Entertainment is taken to a higher level. It is my goal to see 
talent the majors don't see and to display what the political asylum that is called main stream music withholds from a public that deserves to hear it. I, myself, have outlasted and out-performed many artists that were said to be much better than me as critics who are destined to be chained to the lake of fire for not taking a professional unbiased approach when critiquing the results of my hard work then quietly limp away in morbid deadly frustration. 
This site and associated social network pages are for your enjoyment and celebration of the longevity of the entertainment and music career of M.C. Too Tall and associated individuals. Not to spew lies about us. That being said, all comments within good taste are welcome and remember censorship is an outrage!

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Monday, May 18, 2015

May ElevAtioN Recap

So everyone was in glee from the May edition of ElevAtioN. 
We had to make some staff adjustments. Our guest hostess, EmpressRed fell ill the day of the event and I personally requested that our own Elena Bretanøva fill in. We had Kirsten Wicked at the door. I met her several times and I like her. She is just so cheery. I think having her host future events would be the move to make down the line. 
As for the show itself, I've gotten a lot of positive feedback from people on Superking Armor and Universal Truth Machine. Nate from Imbolg returned to ElevAtioN with his solo project and literally caused all ladies in the room to swoon. He has that voice that somehow touches women's souls. What can we say? 
As for our DJs, we had D.J. Grave guest DJ for a record 4th time in ElevAtioN history and he was joined by one of our original residents, D.J. 5witch.HitteR. The two have worked together numerous times in the past and the cohesiveness between them is just astounding! The party, like in April, elevated upstairs and got just as crazy as April. Notable guests in attendance included last month's co-host, No Survivors founder and frontman, Cornelius Churchill Acolyte and Jason Chase of Spy Cats. It was an extravagant event indeed. Next one's June 21st same time same location hosted by the edgy edgy badass Scarlett Venom. 🙈🙊🙉💀 
8:29 pm edt 

Sunday, May 17, 2015

My Opinion on Adam Weishaupt and Other Prehistoric Reptiles
Here's a blog entry that covers pretty much my opinion on certain fucking assholes in world history that people seem to have a big hardon for... Here goes...
Adam Weishaupt, Albert Pike, Brigham Young, Karl Marx and L Ron Hubbard were not "all that" and people who revere these people as if they were these wise gurus who actually did something for the greater good of humanity are just lost mindless cattle. They suck these people's dead maggot filled dicks to no end and all they were were a bunch of warped jerkoffs who managed to find a few gullible child-like people who were dumb enough to believe the bullshit and spread it across the globe like the fertilizer it is. 
I like Ronald Reagan, Jesus Christ, George Steinbrenner and my late father. It just works for me. If this brings about some sort of anger then let those angry people riot to stop me and I'll bet my lunch money they won't. 
It's just amazing how people flip shit over and make the good bad and the bad good. Who does that? Anyway, that's my take on things and I'm tired of SOME people's shit and THEY need to go and the pigs ain't gonna get me alive!!! 🐷🐷🐷
7:56 pm edt 

Saturday, May 2, 2015

Hi feathers
6:17 pm edt 

April and May...

So here's what I think about the April ElevAtioN... 

Sys2matik Ovrl0ad was on point and had an astounding set. I also thought Alex Von Nihil did a fine job DJing that night. The host is a very nice and kind and gentle soul and the hostess was impressive as ever. I think it's more work to host one of my events than any other because it does not entail just sitting there and looking pretty. There's promoting beforehand both online and with actual printed flyers and such and such and such! I think Luna's come a long way and there is no question that she is a natural with presentation but we have a mutual understanding that due to the long traveling distances she has to endure, she can't do this hosting thing too often. There are talks, however, of bringing her back in November which is the anniversary month of ElevAtioN. I mean hey! Why not? She was the original hostess and she is a proud card carrying member Crowned Eagle Entertainment and is worthy of my trust as an assistant promoter to this thing. Now let's look toward May...

May ElevAtioN is going to kick major totally happy ass! We got D.J. Grave, D.J. 5witch.HitteR, Superking Armor, The Universal Truth Machine and Imbolg! I was gonna host the damn thing myself but instead, we're gonna gonna gonna reel in a NEW hostess. We at Crowned Eagle Entertainment are proud to introduce EpmressRed who has been all over TV and web interviewing sickass kickass bands for years and now she gets to introduce them to you live. Then we are also introducing an official gatekeeper who has been guarding the gates of Dungeon X for quite some time and now we have her too. She's worked with Vampirefreaks and now we have her. She, of course is Kirsten Wicked. We're in for a good event. Hope to see you there! 😸💀😻 

I'm M.C. Too Tall!!! 

...and if you leave gifts I don't want at my house like those dirty cheap knockoff sneakers that aren't even my size and that John's Deli hat that you've also worn yourself (shit I specifically told you not to give me), I'm gonna launch that shit at your front door. You're trying to make a fool out of me. I'm not down with the neighborhood clown that everybody makes fun of and throws hamburgers and styrofoam cups and shit at. Ya know? Who needs to get caught up in that shit? My wife's gonna spit at you when she sees you. The pigs ain't gonna get me alive! 

6:08 pm edt 

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