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Welsome again to my site for the massively popular entertainment machine known to the world as Crowned Eagle Entertainment. 
This is the home of some of underground music's most innovative artists and influences. Any album that features or is produced by a member of Crowned Eagle Entertainment is taken to a higher level. Any live performance featuring anyone from Crowned Eagle Entertainment is taken to a higher level. It is my goal to see 
talent the majors don't see and to display what the political asylum that is called main stream music withholds from a public that deserves to hear it. I, myself, have outlasted and out-performed many artists that were said to be much better than me as critics who are destined to be chained to the lake of fire for not taking a professional unbiased approach when critiquing the results of my hard work then quietly limp away in morbid deadly frustration. 
This site and associated social network pages are for your enjoyment and celebration of the longevity of the entertainment and music career of M.C. Too Tall and associated individuals. Not to spew lies about us. That being said, all comments within good taste are welcome and remember censorship is an outrage!

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Saturday, September 20, 2014

M.C. Too Tall Defends the Integrity of Mr. Danceman
Glenn Rossi (Mr. Danceman) has been a part of Crowned Eagle Entertainment since 2009. He has one song with our label under his belt ("Girls That Swallow") and he has hosted some Crowned Eagle events. There is no need for certain people to compare themselves with him just because he has a Crowned Eagle page and they don't. 
Many of you hardly see Glenn and the explanation for that is simple. He has an unusually busy schedule in his regular life so when he is available, it is a special treat for the fans who follow this promotion closely. The man is in a softball league, he emcees big budget parties, sells fine jewelry and still manages to find time for a significant other. I salute Glenn and Glenn is one of us. 
I'll say it again. Whoever has a page on the Crowned Eagle site is there for a reason and belongs there and whoever was there but isn't anymore isn't there anymore for a reason. 
All in all, there is absolutely no reason to scrutinize my decision making as far as who is recognized as one of us and who isn't. If there is a little thumbnail picture of them on the main page of the Crowned Eagle site that leads to a page of their own, they're one of us and that's it. I don't wanna hear it from the non-influential people of the world. If you happen to suck at what you're trying to be known for and you can only be known as the guy the people of the neighborhood laugh at and abuse and throw ice and styrofoam cups at, that's not our problem. Okay? Take a walk. I'm the big shot of the neighborhood. 
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Monday, September 8, 2014

Sleazy Cyberstalkers
SOME PEOPLE of the neighborhood need to STOP trying to seduce the female members and associates of Crowned Eagle Entertainment through social media by sending friend requests that are repeatedly rejected. That's sleazy, that's filthy, that's disturbing and creepy. Not only the neighborhood but the world at large would surly be a better place without these creepy cyberstalkers. 
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Sunday, September 7, 2014

Big Shots of the World (It's One Big Club and SOME PEOPLE Aren't In It)
LOOK! I understand that there are other big shots out there. Some, if you can believe it, are even bigger big shots than this guy right here. They're all modest and what not. I don't see why but I gotta respect that 'cause we big shots recognize each other as real deal and have a mutual respect for one another. 
See, it's like a club where we exchange valuable information about our next moves, power moves, a little but of behind the scenes stuff, you know, the kinda info that SOME PEOPLE of the neighborhood are not privy to because they're not in the club so to speak. They're not big shots. 
Being a big shot has its advantages. You get first dibs on what's shakin' before it even shakes. You can walk down Stillwell Avenue and be treated with respect instead of having ice and styrofoam cups thrown at you. You know your woman isn't everybody else's woman in the neighborhood when you're a big shot. Some people don't have these privileges so they get mad at the big shot instead of themselves. 
See, everybody is born with the potential and even destiny to become a big shot but they veer off course and instead of doing what they gotta do to get back on course, they curse the people who are on the course who ultimately become a big shot like me. Pure and simple. 
Don't worry about the people who make zero effort to pull themselves out of the ghetto who have something bad to say about you. If you're on course and they're not, that's really what they're mad about. 
I'm a big shot and if you ain't a big shot, don't worry, it ain't the end of the world. If you're not in the club, you can still get by. To all the others all around the world who are actually big shots, I salute you. 
Now, go like my fan page. 
1:35 am edt          Comments

Thursday, September 4, 2014

Alright LISTEN!!! 
I got my Crash 'n' Burn Birthday Bash tonight and whoever don't like it can go talk to the freakin' wall about it because it don't change the fact that whoever comes will have a wonderful magical time. I'm not expecting a cake or to be fed alcohol. What I am expecting is one kickass showcase. 
The revised streamlined lineup beginning at 9:00 sharp will be as follows. 
9:00 Little Old Ladies 
10:00 Smooch 
11:00 The Rewd Onez 
12:00 Lynn Haze 
It all takes place at Otto's Shrunken Head 538 E14th St New York City 
...and don't forget I'm the big shot of the neighborhood and there'll be other big shots there who aren't gonna like it if someone who is small potatas comes along tryin' to make a name for themselves. It won't be good if that happens. People like that are escorted out. We don't run those kinda parties. Okay? I'm a big shot. 
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Saturday, August 30, 2014

To the guy that thinks he's a gangster...
To all you wannabes that I've seen enough of in my lifetime, before we get started, let me say that I can state what I'm about state because our streets are no more dangerous now than they were in the '80s. In fact they're much safer. So safe that people are oversensitive to words whereas in the '80s they had no time to worry about someone else's words because they were more concerned with avoiding a fatal confrontation with some junkie. Okay now. Here we go...
You're not fooling anybody. You're not scaring anybody. I'm willing to bet my life that there is no one willing to hand a gun over to you or use one on your behalf. Nobody in the world thinks you're that important to get killed trying to kill somebody that, more than likely, you're the one who started beef with. Guys like you are a dime a dozen and a joke. It's called Cosa Nostra for a reason. Code of Silence, dickheads! Real gangsters kill people who brag about the mob ties they almost never have in reality. 
Let me make this clear. I'm the big time wheelin' dealin' big shot of the neighborhood. You're not tough so cut the shit because I'm the toughest tough guy in all of toughness. Don't make me have to show you with years of humility and training in martial arts can do upside your Headz! Listen! Me and tha boyz weren't called Puttin' Headz Out for no reason or just because it was a cool sounding name. I'm the big shot of the neighborhood, I'm the one with the connections, I'm the one with the power, I'm the one with the influence in the neighborhood and again, you need to cut the shit! 
Now let us talk about the women your kind supposedly gets expecting me to be impressed or jealous or whatever type of way I'm supposed to feel. You guyz talk about all these hot girls you get. Any girls with any redeeming qualities all think guys like you are the sleazy creepy stalker type. Nearly all the girls people like you chase I send away because not a single one is anywhere near as smokin' hot as the sexy lady I married. When it comes to sexiness, Scarlett Venom is the top of the food chain. Plus she could cook Italian better than any italian mother alive and she's not even Italian. 
Don't get me started on how people like you embarrass yourselves in the clubs. Regular people get thrown out of the clubs for fighting. People like you get thrown out of the clubs for being too obnoxious and silly for the ambiance. Again, joke! 
Money? Most people like you are sponges. You sponge off the government, your moms and pops or both. You're not important and have the gall to downplay my relevance. You guyz have the same rap about how much more important you are than me. So if I'm so unimportant, why then is it so important for me to believe you're important? 
Instead of Goodfellas or Scarface, unimportant shitheads like you should watch Human Centipede 2. There's a scene toward the end of that movie where the lead actress sticks a funnel in the lead actor's ass and drops a live centipede down the funnel. Maybe you wannabe gangster types should try that on yourselves. 
#loser #wannabe #gangster #nobody #joke #laughingstock #toughguy #bigshot #neighborhood #brooklyn #realgangsters #ottosshrunkenhead 
I got a show coming up September 4th and if you're not one of these fake gangster types, you're welcome to come. It's free. Stay strong. Keep kickin' dat slang. I'm M.C. Too Tall! 
7:28 pm edt          Comments

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