LOOK! I understand that there are other big shots out there. Some, if you can believe
it, are even bigger big shots than this guy right here. They're all modest and what not. I don't see why but I gotta respect
that 'cause we big shots recognize each other as real deal and have a mutual respect for one another.
it's like a club where we exchange valuable information about our next moves, power moves, a little but of behind the scenes
stuff, you know, the kinda info that SOME PEOPLE of the neighborhood are not privy to because they're not in the club so to
speak. They're not big shots.
Being a big shot has its advantages. You get first dibs on what's
shakin' before it even shakes. You can walk down Stillwell Avenue and be treated with respect instead of having ice and styrofoam
cups thrown at you. You know your woman isn't everybody else's woman in the neighborhood when you're a big shot. Some people
don't have these privileges so they get mad at the big shot instead of themselves.
everybody is born with the potential and even destiny to become a big shot but they veer off course and instead of doing what
they gotta do to get back on course, they curse the people who are on the course who ultimately become a big shot like me.
Pure and simple.
Don't worry about the people who make zero effort to pull themselves
out of the ghetto who have something bad to say about you. If you're on course and they're not, that's really what they're
I'm a big shot and if you ain't a big shot, don't worry, it
ain't the end of the world. If you're not in the club, you can still get by. To all the others all around the world who are
actually big shots, I salute you.
I got my
Crash 'n' Burn Birthday Bash tonight
and whoever don't like it can go talk to the freakin' wall about it because it don't change the fact that whoever comes
will have a wonderful magical time. I'm not expecting a cake or to be fed alcohol. What I am expecting is one kickass showcase.
The revised streamlined lineup beginning at 9:00
sharp will be as follows.
don't forget I'm the big shot of the neighborhood and there'll be other big shots there who aren't gonna like it if someone
who is small potatas comes along tryin' to make a name for themselves. It won't be good if that happens. People like that
are escorted out. We don't run those kinda parties. Okay? I'm a big shot.
To all you wannabes that I've seen enough of in my lifetime, before we get started, let me say that I can state
what I'm about state because our streets are no more dangerous now than they were in the '80s. In fact they're much safer.
So safe that people are oversensitive to words whereas in the '80s they had no time to worry about someone else's words because
they were more concerned with avoiding a fatal confrontation with some junkie. Okay now. Here we go...
You're not fooling anybody. You're
not scaring anybody. I'm willing to bet my life that there is no one willing to hand a gun over to you or use one on your
behalf. Nobody in the world thinks you're that important to get killed trying to kill somebody that, more than likely, you're
the one who started beef with. Guys like you are a dime a dozen and a joke. It's called Cosa Nostra for a reason. Code of
Silence, dickheads! Real gangsters kill people who brag about the mob ties they almost never have in reality.
me make this clear. I'm the big time wheelin' dealin' big shot of the neighborhood. You're not tough so cut the shit because
I'm the toughest tough guy in all of toughness. Don't make me have to show you with years of humility and training in martial
arts can do upside your Headz! Listen! Me and tha boyz weren't called Puttin' Headz Out for no reason or just because it was
a cool sounding name. I'm the big shot of the neighborhood, I'm the one with the connections, I'm the one with the power,
I'm the one with the influence in the neighborhood and again, you need to cut the shit!
Now let us talk about the women
your kind supposedly gets expecting me to be impressed or jealous or whatever type of way I'm supposed to feel. You guyz talk
about all these hot girls you get. Any girls with any redeeming qualities all think guys like you are the sleazy creepy stalker
type. Nearly all the girls people like you chase I send away because not a single one is anywhere near as smokin' hot as the
sexy lady I married. When it comes to sexiness, Scarlett Venom is the top of the food chain. Plus she could cook Italian better
than any italian mother alive and she's not even Italian.
Don't get me started on how people like
you embarrass yourselves in the clubs. Regular people get thrown out of the clubs for fighting. People like you get thrown
out of the clubs for being too obnoxious and silly for the ambiance. Again, joke!
Money? Most people like you are
sponges. You sponge off the government, your moms and pops or both. You're not important and have the gall to downplay my
relevance. You guyz have the same rap about how much more important you are than me. So if I'm so unimportant, why then is
it so important for me to believe you're important?
Instead of Goodfellas or Scarface, unimportant
shitheads like you should watch Human Centipede 2. There's a scene toward the end of that movie where the lead actress sticks
a funnel in the lead actor's ass and drops a live centipede down the funnel. Maybe you wannabe gangster types should try that
#loser #wannabe #gangster #nobody #joke #laughingstock #toughguy #bigshot #neighborhood #brooklyn
I got a show coming up September 4th and if you're not one of these fake gangster types, you're
welcome to come. It's free. Stay strong. Keep kickin' dat slang. I'm M.C. Too Tall!